Dear Senator Palpatine,
I heard you know the one to contact on becomming a Sith. Please pass this letter on to Sidious? It is most urgant he receives this letter.
Dear Sidious,
I have had it with the Jedi Ways! I am sick of all these foolish rules of "You can't do this, and you can't do that" It is all a bunch of Pudu if you ask me! I know that you are looking for a Sith apprentice, well, I am your girl! I simply cannot live without you! I desire you to the point to where I think nothing more than to serve you. The very thought of me bowing at your lovely feet.... I am in escascy in desire for you! I will please you in every way you can possibly dream of. Please consider me as your apprentice for the Future.
Belda Pinik
Jedi Temple
Coruscant
April Fools! Had you going didnt I? Woot Woot! You really thought I felt this way about you Sidious? I cant stop laughing! April Fools!
*Is laughing so hard she cannot stop. She nearly wakes the entire temple with her laughter*
*Tee-Hee*
"April Fools! I fooled Old Man Sids! The Old Sith Lord Wanna be Sids never saw it comming!"
*Tee-Hee*
"Oh P.S. Palps, if you read this, I fooled you too!"
Happy April Fools day!
8 comments:
That was....
I had to much ale, that got me.
O.o I was about say: where did this come from? lol!
Shoot...
I thought we were so close.
Why joke? Come join us. We have very sweet cookies.... little Jedi.
*tee-hee* Had ya'll going didn't I. Poor Sith! *tee-hee*
Vader? Sweet cookies you say? *mmmmmmm* This may take some deeper considerations? *thinks for about 5 min* Okies, where is the cookie jar? *waits for Vader to hand her a cookie, takes the cookie eats it* You know I am still not decided, may I have another cookie?
*after devouring several cookies*
You know.... April fools! I am no where near to becomming a Sith, besides No one can beat you as a Sith, and that's no fooling Vader!
playing with fire little one !
Now for my impression of Sidious.
Ahem.
"Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things."
Thank you, thank you.
nice one :)
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